Be nice to your children, for they will choose your retirement home. - - -Phyllis Diller

Have no fear of perfection- you'll never reach it.
- - -Salvador Dali

 If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
- - -Norm Crosby

Success is a great deodorant.
- - -Elizabeth Taylor

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- - -Lucille Ball

The worst crime is faking it.
- - -Kurt Cobain

You've got to take the bitter with the sour, and keep smiling.
- - -Samuel Goldwyn

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
- - -Janis Joplin

 Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."

- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

 Those who think they are right, and those who think they are wrong, are both right.

-          Confucius

 Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

- Yoda

If you are going through hell, keep going."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"To love one’s self is the beginning of a lifelong romance"

-          Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

 "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

- Jimi Hendrix

“I know means ego, I don’t know means growth”

           - Roy London

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."

- Richard Bach

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."

- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."

- Warren Zevon (1947-2003)

"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it"

- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"While we are postponing, life speeds by."

- Seneca (3BC - 65AD)

 "In the end, everything is a gag."

- Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)

"Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting."

- Karl Wallenda

"Never mistake motion for action."

- Ernest Hemingway

"Well done is better than well said."

- Benjamin Franklin

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

- Sir Winston Churchill

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

- Mark Twain

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)